introspection definition

Introspection (in-truh-spek-shuh n) - noun

1) observation or examination of one's own mental and emotional state, mental processes, etc.; the act of looking within oneself.
2) the tendency or disposition to do this.
3) sympathetic introspection


Friday, August 5, 2016

Trump Before The Baby Incident

Trump Campaign Manager:  "Now Donny? Donny!  Give me the phone!  No more Twitter.  Ok.  Look.  Republicans are leaving the party.  You're down in the polls.  Time to pull out an old classic.  Can you kiss a baby?"

Trump:  "Punch a baby?"

Campaign Manager:  "What?!  No!  Kiss a baby!"

Trump:  "Deport a baby?"

Campaign Manager:  "Jesus, no.  Forget I said anything.  Forget the whole idea." 

Trump:  "No, you're onto something.  I'm gonna kick a baby out of the rally."

Campaign Manager:  "What!?  That's the opposite of what I wanted!"

Trump:  "I could do a Nazi salute?"

Campaign Manager:  "... Just kick the baby out of the rally."

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